I totally fell in love with that character from that scene on… but the game don’t take you to her right away… first you need to be a SOLDIER well an ex SOLDIER actually, still! You go into battle! Just like that! SQUARE* plays with your feelings just like that! First cute girl is introduced… then cute girl gets taken away and you go fight… now that I think of it….
#FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE OFFICIAL STRATEGY GUIDE BOOK FULL#
ha! But how about text books? Are your fucking games the same as a text book? erm… the army uses video games to actually train their forces… you can also learn math, grammar, and all the stupid crap they teach you in school on some games… and just like real world text books the video games ermm text games (?) are the same! They usually so crappy that nobody wants to play em! Now can you shut the fuck up and leave me finish talking about Final Fantasy? well since I can’t argue with that… I’ma have to do just that… ok back to the review… I’m not reviewing this Strategy guide… cuz I’m sure is crappy as fuck! I’m reviewing Final Fantasy VII (AKA: the game that traumatized me) this is going to be a nice little series where I find the strategy guide of games I love and review the actual game not the book… have a problem with that? Hey just close the fucking window!įinal Fantasy VII, I got my copy a few days after it came out, always been a huge FF fan… and this thing was getting the best reviews ever! So when I finally got my copy I did total lock down with it! Just me, FFVII, a dictionary and Coke mixed with instant espresso to keep me awake! The moment you select “new game” you just get hit by this cinematic of a sky full with stars… and this beautiful girl wearing a pink dress and a red idk how is called thingy, carrying a basket of flowers… and then bang! The camera does this amazing soon out and you get this vista of some weird, dystopian looking city… and all I remember thinking was “WOW! Who was her?” this is the part were I sound either corny as hell or crazy as fuck! Or a little bit of both. He! The video game world… I notice most readers look down on gamers… as the sort of hybrid that I am I’ve always wondered why… I mean they are basically a book! wait! How dare you say that a book and a game are sort of the same? OMG here we go again! Ok stupid imaginary voice inside my head… I’ma explain this to you so you can stop bugging me and let me finish my review when reading a book you are either transported to another place… you get to see into somebody else’s mind… you see an either familiar or fictional world from the point of view of other people… in a video game… well you do the same shit! Sometimes it’s an awesome world sometimes is some stupid crap that you just want to get over with.
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